White House Ficus To Leave For Virginia Arboretum After Declining Trump’s Offer To Be Chief Of Staff
by The Onion from on (#44Q1R)
WASHINGTON-As the Trump administration scrambles to find a replacement for outgoing advisor John Kelly, officials announced Monday that a high-level White House ficus would leave for the State Arboretum of Virginia after declining the president's offer to be chief of staff. "The ficus has been honored to serve"