Article 44SA5 Authoritarian Secretary Of Transportation Declares She Has Ultimate Right Of Way In Every Traffic Scenario

Authoritarian Secretary Of Transportation Declares She Has Ultimate Right Of Way In Every Traffic Scenario

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WASHINGTON-Threatening to use her absolute power to run over anyone who dares stand in her way, authoritarian Secretary of Transportation Elaine Chao declared Tuesday that she has the ultimate right of way in every traffic scenario. "Whether I am a pedestrian, a driver, or a cyclist-from today onward, all 325 million"

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