Article 45DTD Voyeur Researchers Recommend At Least 7 Hours Of Watching Someone Sleep Per Night

Voyeur Researchers Recommend At Least 7 Hours Of Watching Someone Sleep Per Night

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ANN ARBOR, MI-Emphasizing that their subjects felt healthier, more energetic, and oh, so satisfied the next morning, voyeur researchers at the University of Michigan recommended Thursday that the average adult spend at least seven hours each night watching another person sleep. "Based on our findings, anyone over the"

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