Article 45GHQ Nation’s Panicked, Blood-Covered Citizens Demand You Give Them Just One Goddamn Second To Think

Nation’s Panicked, Blood-Covered Citizens Demand You Give Them Just One Goddamn Second To Think

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WASHINGTON-Pacing frantically back and forth, wiping flecks of gore from their faces, and muttering that they could get everything under control if they just had more time, the panicked and blood-drenched citizens of the United States barked at everyone in their immediate vicinity Friday, demanding just one goddamn"

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