Nation’s Idiots Announce Plans To Jump Off Their Roofs Into A Pile Of Snow And Break Their Fucking Legs
CARBONDALE, IL-Stating their dumbass intentions to get a running start and scream "cowabunga," the nation's idiots announced plans Monday to jump off their roofs into a pile of snow and break their fucking legs. "We dunces stand on our roof gutters today, fully prepared to jump 20 feet to the ground and straight into"