Article 4797Q Tom Brady Feeling Guilty After Gorging Self On Full Order Of Kansas-City-Style Tap Water

Tom Brady Feeling Guilty After Gorging Self On Full Order Of Kansas-City-Style Tap Water

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KANSAS CITY-Expressing regret and shame for having "completely overindulged," New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady confessed feelings of guilt Friday after gorging himself on a full order of Kansas-City-style tap water. "Ugh, I've compromised my own standards and my responsibility to my team by devouring an"

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