Article 47EJZ Man Beginning To Worry That Best Meals Already Behind Him

Man Beginning To Worry That Best Meals Already Behind Him

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CHICAGO-Lamenting that his glory days of college cafeterias, burger joints, and taco trucks are now shrinking in life's rear-view mirror, sales associate Alan Thompson, 29, was reportedly beginning to worry Monday that his best meals might already be behind him. "When I think about all my entri(C)es to come, I can't help"

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