Article 47KKG Self-Conscious Puppet Has No Idea What To Do With Hands

Self-Conscious Puppet Has No Idea What To Do With Hands

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OMAHA, NE-Saying she'd "psyched herself out" during the last few story times at her local library, area puppet Phoebe the Pig admitted to reporters Wednesday that due to nerves, she had no idea what to do with her hands. "The minute I got out there in front of the kids, I felt uncomfortable. It was like my arms were"

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