Article 486PN First Automated Foxconn Machine Immediately Tries To Commit Suicide

First Automated Foxconn Machine Immediately Tries To Commit Suicide

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ZHENGZHOU, CHINA-According to sources within the facility responsible for manufacturing the majority of iPhones, Foxconn's first fully automated assembly-line robot immediately attempted suicide after being powered up Thursday. "Unfortunately, the new robot we designed to assemble Apple products tried to take its own"

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