BT's outgoing CEO: He's officially gone, but he'll score £1m in pay, pension until Oct

Unless he gets off the sofa and finds another job beforehand

Oh to be on the executive merry-go-round: BT CEO Gavin Patterson left his post on Friday, but will continue to rake in filthy lucre from the corp until the latter part of October - seven big ones to be precise. That is assuming he doesn't take up a job with a rival in the meantime."