Pants-purveyor in plea for popularity: It's not just any pork push... it's an M&S 'love sausage'

Marks & Sparks marketeers decide straight-up innuendo's what you want for Valentine's

Dependable British pants*-seller Marks & Spencer is desperately seeking social media virality as it faces plummeting sales figures, and has decided the best way is to tread the thoroughly British route of innuendo."