Article 48ZHY Character Witness Told He Doesn’t Have What It Takes To Be Star Witness

Character Witness Told He Doesn’t Have What It Takes To Be Star Witness

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BRIDGEPORT, CT-Saying he'd definitely need a lot more of a "hook" to captivate a courtroom, local attorney Ari Berkley reportedly told her character witness Tuesday that he just doesn't have what it takes to be a star witness. "Look-you've got great delivery, and you're clearly passionate about the case, but I'm not"

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