Nation Horrified To Discover Cory Booker Already A Senator
by The Onion from on (#49028)
WASHINGTON-Admitting they had just assumed the candidate was some kind of quirky billionaire or one of those CEOs who runs for president just to raise his profile, all 325 million Americans expressed horror Tuesday upon learning Cory Booker was a sitting U.S. senator. "He's an elected official? In the United States "