Article 49EY5 ‘That First Date Is Going Terribly,’ Think Diners Watching Couple Celebrate 5th Anniversary

‘That First Date Is Going Terribly,’ Think Diners Watching Couple Celebrate 5th Anniversary

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COLORADO SPRINGS, CO-Noting the couple's dull conversation and bored expressions while dining at the otherwise enchanting Pepper Tree Restaurant, bystanders marked all the telltale signs of a terrible first date Tuesday as Crystal and Jacob Rubens celebrated their fifth wedding anniversary at a quiet, candlelit table."

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