Article 49H9X Pope Spends Afternoon Filling In Glory Holes All Over St. Peter’s Basilica

Pope Spends Afternoon Filling In Glory Holes All Over St. Peter’s Basilica

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VATICAN CITY-In an attempt to repair the dozens of suspicious openings he had found drilled through the church's thick marble walls, Pope Francis reportedly spent most of Wednesday using spackle and a putty knife to patch up all the glory holes in St. Peter's Basilica. "I knew there would be some in the confessionals,"

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