Article 49TH4 Sweating, Exhausted Christian Bale Stumbles Past 13-Mile Marker On Oscars Red Carpet

Sweating, Exhausted Christian Bale Stumbles Past 13-Mile Marker On Oscars Red Carpet

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LOS ANGELES-Grimacing and tossing a cup of water on his face as the spectators cheered him on, a sweating, exhausted Christian Bale was spotted Sunday evening stumbling past the 13-mile marker on the Oscars' red carpet. According to witnesses, the panting Bale had completely sweat through his tuxedo as he passed the"

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