Article 49YYN Man Starting To Think Only Reason People Hanging Out With Him Because They All On Same Jury

Man Starting To Think Only Reason People Hanging Out With Him Because They All On Same Jury

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AUSTIN, TX-Expressing his concern that the relationships may be based on obligation rather than real friendship, local man Alec Crawford told reporters Tuesday that he was beginning to think that the only reason people were hanging out with him was because they were all on the same jury. "Sure, we all get lunch"

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