Article 4A3WW Kim Jong-Un Panics After Returning To North Korea To Find Country’s Populace Has Escaped

Kim Jong-Un Panics After Returning To North Korea To Find Country’s Populace Has Escaped

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PYONGYANG-Appearing alarmed upon his return from the nuclear summit in Hanoi, North Korean leader Kim Jong-un reportedly panicked Thursday as he walked through the abandoned streets of Pyongyang and realized his nation's entire populace had managed to escape while he was away. "Shit, shit, shit-I never should have"

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