John Hickenlooper Announces Support For Nuking Australia Just To See If Anyone Paying Attention
by The Onion from on (#4AE73)
DENVER-Kicking off his campaign with a promise to order the U.S. military to wipe the sovereign nation off the face of the Earth, presidential candidate John Hickenlooper announced Tuesday his support for using nuclear weapons against Australia just to see if anyone was listening to him. "That's right-did you hear"