Article 4AZV2 Husband Buys Wife Tickets To See Singer She Wants To Fuck

Husband Buys Wife Tickets To See Singer She Wants To Fuck

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LIVONIA, MI-Declaring that he couldn't wait to see his wife's eyes light up once she heard the news, local husband Kevin McCoy, 32, reportedly spent $238.76 Wednesday to buy his wife tickets to see a singer she wants to fuck. "Phoebe is just crazy about [the idea of being throroughly and repeatedly boned by] John"

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