Article 4B0BB Religious Conservatives Argue Adam And Eve Would Never Have Been Banished From Eden If They’d Had Guns

Religious Conservatives Argue Adam And Eve Would Never Have Been Banished From Eden If They’d Had Guns

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HOUSTON-In what they described as scriptural evidence of the right to bear arms, leading figures among the religious right gathered Wednesday to issue a statement arguing that Adam and Eve would never have been banished from the Garden of Eden if they had owned guns. "Just imagine: If Adam and Eve had carried firearms"

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