Article 4B387 Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family

Dog Feels Like He Always Has To Be ‘On’ Around Family

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MORRISTOWN, NJ-Complaining that he is never able to relax and just be himself, local dog Crackers reported Thursday that he feels as though he always has to be "on" when he's around the family to whom he belongs. "It's like I always have to put on this show, whether it's chasing a squeaky toy or licking someone's"

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