Article 4BARJ God Really Dreading Visit From Older Brother Who Made Much More Successful Cosmos

God Really Dreading Visit From Older Brother Who Made Much More Successful Cosmos

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CREATION-Admitting that the mere thought of hosting His guest next weekend filled Him with terrible anxiety, God, Our Lord and Heavenly Father, revealed Monday that He was "really dreading" an upcoming visit from His older brother, who had brought into being a far more successful cosmos. "I stress out whenever my"

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