Article 4C0K8 God Admits Heaven Was Way Cooler In The ’70s

God Admits Heaven Was Way Cooler In The ’70s

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HEAVEN-Speaking with obvious nostalgia regarding the "raw and gritty" quality of his experiences in decades past, God the Almighty Creator confirmed Thursday that Heaven was "way cooler" in the 1970s. "Sure, there was a lot of more crime and corruption, but man, Heaven in those days felt way more authentic," said the"

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