‘What’s All This I’m Hearing About People Getting Security Clearances?’ Asks Confused Mike Pompeo To White House Staff Avoiding Eye Contact
by The Onion from on (#4CDCH)
WASHINGTON-Wondering if he had missed an important memo, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo reportedly appeared confused Tuesday as he asked, "What's all this I'm hearing about people getting security clearances?" to a group of advisers in the West Wing trying to avoid eye contact. "I heard someone down the hall talking"