Barr Releases Catatonic Mueller After Removing All Sensitive Material From Special Counsel’s Brain
by The Onion from on (#4DDY6)
WASHINGTON-In an attempt to satisfy calls for transparency while also keeping delicate information under wraps, Attorney General William Barr announced Thursday that he had released a catatonic Robert Mueller after excising all sensitive material from the special counsel's brain. "With the cuts we've made to his"