Article 4DNMX Panicked Man Completely Out Of Things To Talk About 5 Minutes Into Marriage

Panicked Man Completely Out Of Things To Talk About 5 Minutes Into Marriage

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AUSTIN, TX-As he cast about in vain for potential topics of conversation, local bridegroom Adam Hartwell reportedly panicked Monday, having completely run out of things to talk about five minutes into his marriage. "After the ceremony, I talked about some of our mutual friends and mentioned a couple details from my"

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