Article 4DTGH Self-Conscious Man Clearly The Only One In Japanese Restaurant Unsure How To Use Water Glass

Self-Conscious Man Clearly The Only One In Japanese Restaurant Unsure How To Use Water Glass

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SAN DIEGO-Mortified at his lack of familiarity with the seemingly mundane utensil, local diner Thad Jenkins succumbed to paralyzing self-consciousness Wednesday upon realizing that he was the only patron of Japanese restaurant Azuki Sushi who was unclear on the proper use of his water glass. "I kept sneaking little"

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