Article 4DWGW CDC Warns Once-Eradicated Jitterbug Spreading Across Country At Rate Not Seen Since 1940s

CDC Warns Once-Eradicated Jitterbug Spreading Across Country At Rate Not Seen Since 1940s

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ATLANTA-Saying that they'd seen a significant spike in reported cases, the United States Centers for Disease Control and Prevention released a statement Thursday warning that the once-eradicated jitterbug has started to spread across the country at a rate not seen since the 1940s. "We thought we had completely wiped"

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