Article 4DX3Q Man Always Sleeps With Bat Beside Bed Just In Case Any Major League Pitchers Try To Break In

Man Always Sleeps With Bat Beside Bed Just In Case Any Major League Pitchers Try To Break In

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CHICAGO-Saying that he refused to become just another statistic, local man Frank Campbell disclosed Thursday that he keeps a baseball bat within easy reach of his bed in case any Major League pitchers tried to break in. "It's all about peace of mind-I'd rather have it and never use it than not have it and get caught"

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