Article 4DZNX Panic Rapidly Setting In As Man Realizes He Has No Plan For Ripe Avocado

Panic Rapidly Setting In As Man Realizes He Has No Plan For Ripe Avocado

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BRENTWOOD, TN-Growing increasingly worked up over his lack of foresight, local man Alexander Diggs began to experience severe panic after realizing he had no plans for the ripe avocado on his kitchen counter, sources indicated Friday. "Oh God, no, no, no, please-I just picked this up yesterday, and it's already going"

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