Article 4E9BJ God Decides Against Killing Self After Angel Shows Him What Life Would Be Like If He Never Existed

God Decides Against Killing Self After Angel Shows Him What Life Would Be Like If He Never Existed

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THE HEAVENS-Following hours of staring into the darkness of the void and wondering if there was a point to anything at all, God, the Creator and Supreme Ruler of the Universe, ultimately decided against suicide Wednesday when an angel showed Him what life would be like if He had never existed. "Sometimes, you lose"

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