Jay Inslee Smashes Through Wall Of Town Hall In Solar-Powered Mech Suit To Announce Climate Change Plan
by The Onion from on (#4EQZR)
WASHINGTON-Unveiling sweeping policy positions that would transform the nation's electric grid and combat emissions, Democratic presidential candidate Jay Inslee smashed through the wall of a town hall Wednesday in a solar-powered mech suit to announce his climate change plan. "Starting today, I am dedicating myself"