Article 4F1BE Liberal Relieved He Never Has To Introspect Again After Assembling All The Correct Opinions

Liberal Relieved He Never Has To Introspect Again After Assembling All The Correct Opinions

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MADISON, WI-Taking a moment to reflect on his hard-won personal accomplishment, area liberal Tom Hudson expressed relief Monday that he would never again have to engage in self-examination after finally assembling all the correct opinions. "It definitely wasn't easy, but now that I have all the proper perspectives on"

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