Trump Reassures Struggling Farmers He Has Never Seen One Of Them And Cannot Be Sure They Even Exist
by The Onion from on (#4F453)
WASHINGTON-Amidst escalating Chinese tariffs on U.S. agricultural exports, President Donald Trump sought to reassure struggling American farmers Tuesday by stating that he has never seen one of them and cannot be sure they actually exist. "While rumors of flooding and economic strife circulate, rest assured that I"