Deutsche Bank Begins Removing Possessions From White House After Trump Defaults On Loan
by The Onion from on (#4F5XA)
WASHINGTON-As the inconsolable president stood outside in his threadbare robe in the early hours of Wednesday morning, employees sent by Deutsche Bank began removing possessions from the White House after Donald Trump defaulted on his loans, sources confirmed. "Come on, guys, just give me a couple more weeks and I can"