Mike Gravel Can’t Believe His Polling Numbers Neck-And-Neck With Fucking Nobody Like Wayne Messam
by The Onion from on (#4F6RF)
BURLINGAME, CA-Stressing that he is a "two-term United States senator for Christ's sake," White House Democratic hopeful Mike Gravel told reporters Wednesday that he can't believe he's polling neck-and-neck with a fucking nobody like Florida mayor Wayne Messam. "That Messam prick's been in politics for, what, a few"