Article 4FAV3 Excited Archaeologists Hit Mass Grave Jackpot

Excited Archaeologists Hit Mass Grave Jackpot

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NIMRUD, IRAQ-Popping open a bottle of champagne and dancing with a mummified corpse in celebration, Smithsonian Institution archeologist Dr. Kathleen Roberts confessed she was "excited as all hell" Thursday after "hitting the mass grave jackpot" in northern Iraq. "Booyah! I mean, seriously, fuck yeah-we're rolling in"

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