Bleeding John Bolton Stumbles Into Capitol Building Claiming That Iran Shot Him
by The Onion from on (#4FBHD)
WASHINGTON-Bursting through the Congressional chamber doors while moaning and clutching his shoulder, John Bolton reportedly stumbled into the Capitol building Friday claiming that he'd been shot by Iran. "Help, help, I've just been attacked by a large Middle Eastern country around 636,000 square miles in size," said"