Candidate With No Chance Of Winning Nomination Settles On Goal Of Crushing Hickenlooper Campaign
by The Onion from on (#4FFTF)
YOUNGSTOWN, OH-Laying out his vision for 2020, Rep. Tim Ryan (D-OH) told supporters Monday that with no chance of securing his party's nomination for the presidency, he would instead settle for absolutely demolishing the campaign of his fellow Democrat John Hickenlooper. "Let's face it, I'm probably not going to win a"