Entire Southern Border Somehow On Fire 10 Minutes After Kushner Begins Tackling Immigration System
by The Onion from on (#4FGCC)
WASHINGTON-As towers of black smoke billowed up across the charred strip of land, sources confirmed Monday that the entire southern border was somehow on fire just 10 minutes after Jared Kushner began tackling the U.S. immigration system. "Just moments after Kushner made his first phone call to the head of ICE, we"