Article 4FGN5 Man Has Extra Spring In His Step After Getting News That Classmate Moved Home And Stopped Pursuing Her Dream

Man Has Extra Spring In His Step After Getting News That Classmate Moved Home And Stopped Pursuing Her Dream

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CHICAGO-His day blessed with a fresh new atmosphere of positivity and hope, former aspiring illustrator and current systems analyst Bryan Marsh, 29, walked with an extra spring in his step Monday after receiving the news that one of his classmates had moved back home and stopped pursuing her dreams. "Oh boy, oh boy!"

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