Mom Guesses Dressbarn Closure Means She’ll Just Have To Go Shop With All The Sluts Over At Chico’s Now
HAMMOND, IN-Saying Dressbarn's sudden closure had left her bereft of stylish-yet-modest clothing options, local mom Susan Bell reportedly guessed Tuesday that she'll just have to go shop with all those sluts over at Chico's now. "I hope I don't catch the clap rubbing elbows with all those Chico's tramps while I'm"