Article 4FNST Distraught Man Still Finding Painful Reminders Of Long-Gone Hoagie Around Apartment

Distraught Man Still Finding Painful Reminders Of Long-Gone Hoagie Around Apartment

by
The Onion on Local, shared by The Onion to The Oni
from The Onion on (#4FNST)
oq93dd0k11cvpkolcqzg.jpg

PHILADELPHIA-Plunged into an abyss of forlorn longing by the sight of a days-old grease stain on his kitchen counter, local man Sean Richardson confessed Wednesday that he still chances across painful reminders of a long-gone but much-loved hoagie around his apartment. "God, I can't take two steps in the kitchen"

Read more...

External Content
Source RSS or Atom Feed
Feed Location https://www.theonion.com/rss
Feed Title The Onion
Feed Link https://theonion.com/
Reply 0 comments