Report: Massive Hypocrisy Just Flat-Out Gets The Job Done
by The Onion from on (#4G41V)
WASHINGTON-Revealing that bald-faced lies and shameless double standards are the most reliable way to outmaneuver one's opponents, a report released Wednesday confirmed that massive hypocrisy just flat-out gets the job done. "Changing your stance based on temporary expediency has proven time and again to be a slam"