Article 4G5XS Report: Happiness Does Not Measurably Increase Based On Zipline Ownership Once Family Owns 7 Ziplines

Report: Happiness Does Not Measurably Increase Based On Zipline Ownership Once Family Owns 7 Ziplines

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HAVERFORD, PA-Revealing the correlation between personal belongings and mental well-being, researchers at Haverford University published a study Thursday confirming that happiness does not measurably increase based on zipline ownership once a family owns seven ziplines. "Conventional wisdom says that the more ziplines"

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