Article 4GE04 Raid Introduces New Lilliputian Repellant Spray

Raid Introduces New Lilliputian Repellant Spray

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RACINE, WI-Claiming the new product was up to 99.9% effective in just the first 48 hours, Raid introduced a new repellant spray Friday specifically designed to rid living spaces of invasive Lilliputians. "Our proprietary formula will kill every single one of those tiny nuisance humans in mere minutes and completely"

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