Article 4H28S Area Pedestrian Obsessed With Crossing The Street

Area Pedestrian Obsessed With Crossing The Street

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HOUSTON-Observing that the man in question used seven crosswalks at a minimum on any given day, local sources confirmed Wednesday local pedestrian Brian Jennings, 33, has become obsessed with crossing the street. "At the last intersection, he put a lot of time and effort, relatively speaking, into crossing a street"

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