Article 4H4MA Sun Thought Pasty Fuck Learned His Lesson Last Summer

Sun Thought Pasty Fuck Learned His Lesson Last Summer

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RICHMOND, VA-Admitting it didn't expect to "see [him] so soon after the beating [his] pale ass took," the sun expressed surprise Thursday upon discovering that pasty fuck Arnold Walden, 33, had apparently failed to learn his lesson from last summer. "Well, well, well. Look who brought his exposed, lily-white neck back"

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