DNC Committee Throws Bound Jay Inslee Onto Melting Iceberg Before Pushing Him Out To Sea
by The Onion from on (#4H6JB)
ANTARCTICA-Cackling as they stuffed a rag into the Democratic governor's mouth and tied his hands behind his back, the DNC reportedly tossed a bound Jay Inslee onto a melting iceberg Friday and pushed him out to sea. "Well, well, well, if it isn't my good friend Mr. Inslee! Tell me, sir, as a Democratic candidate-is"